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Had the multiplication tables down when he was in the womb
National spelling bee champion by the age of two
Then came grade school
Bitches and bullies
Torment and ridicule
Lunches alone
All those brains good for nothing
But revenge
Those brains could help him get revenge
On all those stupid jerks, revenge
Revenge for always being so unkind
Just another child prodigy turned into an evil mastermind
Next to the Periodic Table of Elements hangs a battle plan
Upon the homemade weapon of mass destruction
Rests a soda can
Never picked in gym, they never picked him, so he's angry
When they called him names he just mumbled 'bout
World domination
Who would've thought that the quietest kid had an arsenal
Of dark secrets he hid
Deep inside his room
Deep inside his heart
Was a world of pain
And a voice that cried for revenge!
His lips could almost taste revenge
On all those stupid twerps, revenge
Revenge was what eventually drove him blind
Just another child prodigy turned into an evil mastermind
Teacher once told him
"You can't take over the world without a friend."
So he disintegrated him
With things he found inside his chemistry set
Fourth grade never felt so right
Not even the kickball star
Not even the janitor
Or the girl who did commercials for
The local department store
Not even the principal
Not even the hall monitor
Not even my lab partner
Not even the kid who runs the mile the fastest in the class
Has feet fast enough to outrun the massive blast
That I got in store
'Cause on Saturday... I even the score