Lyrics
My family reunion is going on today
My relatives have all flown in from places far away
As we sit here eatin' chicken, it hits me like a truck
I don't like half the folks I love
Me and my former best friend had a big fallin' out
I caught him with my wife, so I punched him in the mouth
We just can't hang out anymore, but I still wish them luck
I don't like half the folks I love
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover 'em up
I don't like half the folks I love
My alcoholic buddies are fun to hang around
When we drink together, peace and joy are bound
But sometimes they bring me one more shot
When they know I've had enough
I don't like half the folks I love
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover 'em up
I don't like half the folks I love
In this world we live in, this I guarantee
We all need more tolerance to get along peacefully
But I'm not as nice as Jesus and I really am fed up
I don't like half the folks I love
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover 'em up
I don't like half the folks I love
Oh, I don't like half the folks I love
