Lyrics
My lover was a rich man
He'd come home late at night
With his shoes untied, and I
I would greet him at the door
And kiss him on the cheek
And he'd go out
I wouldn't see him for a week
And I'd play hide and seek
With our dogs and our cat in the basement
And they would never peek
But they would always cheat
And smell me from a distance
My neighbor was an asshole
One night he revved up his car
Inside the garage
And it made such a racket
That I couldn't sleep and I was pissed
But too lazy to do anything
So I went downstairs and curled up on the couch with the cat
We watched a sitcom about a man with a pretty girlfriend
Who was all that
But, oh, my psycho speak will never cease
I went downstairs and curled up on the couch with the cat
