Lyrics
There's a place I like to stay
When I want to get away
'Cause peaceful days are far between if you
When I'm searching for salvation
And I make a reservation
At the Hotel Rendezvous
You'll find Sheila at the front desk
Yeah, she started out in burlesque
And in her hotel the rooms have quite the view
Well, she sweeps away the bedbugs
And she always scores the best drugs
And your dreams she makes come true
You'll find Charlie and his wife there
They surely make an odd pair
Seems he bit off more than he could chew
Every year the couple breaks up
And it's here they come to make up
At the Hotel Rendezvous
I met the maid my second stay
A girl from France named Courtine
I noticed that my room was never clean
But she really played the part well
'Course her name was really Danielle
Did you know the girl was raised in Queens?
There's a place I like to stay
When I want to get away
Don't you worry, boy, they'll take good care of you
Everybody has a ball
Yeah, you can hear it through the walls
Of the Hotel Rendezvous