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Legs Like Tree Trunks is four guys who started out with big dreams of piling into a 1994 Plymouth Voyager affectionately named Betty Brown and setting sail for Jupiter. They were going to take microphones to the stars and the satellites, record an intergalactic symphony or something; you know, really hit the big time on the other side of the solar system. Turns out Betty was never aerodynamic enough to break through the stratosphere… read more
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