Lyrics
Oompa Loompa doompety-doo
I've got a little bonus for you
Sit back down and stay in your seat
For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat
Abacus Crunch returned to his home
Benz to her friends, Lottie Belle to her phones
Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback
One day his ex-wife saw the act
Laughed a lot and took him back
Oompa Loompa doompety-day
"But what of Mrs. Scrubitt and Bleacher?" you say
Give me just a moment or two
And I'll Oompa Loompa show it to you!
Oh, I do beg your pardon
What is wrong with this infernal machine?
(I'll show it to you!)
There, much better
