Lyrics
Start it over
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I know it's taken me a long time to respond, but here's my story
From my perspective, I'm exempt from consequences
I thought I'd get away with it, but didn't
So here's my apology
I'm so sorry
Here's a notes app apology
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I swear to God this is not my fault, it's a big misunderstanding
No one's ever told me I'm abusive and controlling
You sound crazy, no one will believe you
But here's my non-apology
I'm so sorry
You have problems with honesty
It's come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me
I know it's only been a week
Since you outed me, but I've been changing
I found God now, everyone thinks that it's cop out
Cleansed me of all my misdeeds, redeemed and saved me
I found Jesus
Absolved me of my demons
I'll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I'm so sorry
Say it half-heartedly
I'm so sorry
Throw me a pity party
I'm so sorry
From leper's colony
I'm so sorry
Here's a notes app apology