Coajinx was part of an intergalactic plan to dominate the planet Earth. A plan that went a bit wrong when the ship went sight-seeing at Saturn and hit one of the moons. One battered escape-pod managed to make it through the rings and limp its way to Earth. Crash-landing in a field on the outskirts of Belfast,UK, he disguised himself as the unfortunate pilot of the craft he parked slightly next to. In fact so slightly next to, that it was slightly on top of the craft. 1 down, 7 Billion to go. He was of to a good start. Once successfully integrated with the indigenous population, he b…
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