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I like touring
The only thing I don't like
Is the actual travel itself
Cause people can be so rude when you're traveling
The rudest person I've ever met
In my entire life is
The Eastern European customs lady
At the Toronto airport
What's that lady's problem
Why's she gotta be so rude
Customs people are the first people you meet
When you go to a new country
They should be nice, welcoming
This lady, as soon as you walk up
She just goes
"What you are doing here?"
And I was like
"Ah, I'm shooting a movie"
She goes
"What you mean shooting movie?"
I was like
"You know, like filming a movie"
She goes
"I know what it means filming movie
I mean are you doing lights?
Are you acting?
Are you directing?
I could do without your sarcasm"
And I was like, why are you being so mean
I said something and you said
"What you mean shooting movie?"
So I just assumed you're kind of dumb
And I'm trying to explain things to you
I'm stunned you know what the word sarcasm means
Your English is slightly better than Animal from the Muppet Babies
And you're yelling at me like a psychopath
And I got my stamp and I walked on
But I kinda wish after I gotten the stamp
I turned around and I was like
"Guess what, I lied"
And then pulled out a DVD of Jurassic Park
And a handgun
And was like
"This is what it means shooting movie"
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Writer(s): Aziz Ansari

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