Lyrics
Stay at home
Watch a video
Chocolate fingers stir the tea
Tea for two
Until the baby wakes you
Back to basics
Love and marriage
Go hand in hand
Like horse and horse shit
You can't see her crying
For the hoover
Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch a video
Daddy's sauce on mummy's plate
Bought from Argos and
It's handy living near the chippie
Full time whistle
Chuck his darts
She looks daggers now
When he suggests a final swift half
Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch a video
Stay at home
Now she's gone and flown away
With that bloke who used to drum
Before he joined the Army
Babies crying man is too
Separated by a few years
And a turned up walkman
Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch a video
Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch the magic go
Stay at home
Watch a video
