Lyrics
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you and ask you how you do
Then you look at me and pull out a harpoon and try to shoot me
Then I'd realize how fucking really hungry I am right now
Sorry about your leg I'll be back in a while for the rest
Don't stress, my sister will be back to clean up this mess
Relax, kick back, it's only a great white shark attack
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you 'cause sharks like surfing too
You paddle out chasing the pack sets and pushing the sunset
Then I'd realize I've never seen a seal so fat and slow
Sorry about your arm I just didn't know
Think fast, swim back, you still look like a seal
Your wetsuit's soaked black and red
Great white sharks dive 4,000 feet
Swim across the world, damn isn't that deep
40 Million years and they haven't changed
Apex predator, survival's the game
Ambushed style is how they hunt
Seven rows of teeth, Lorizini in the front
Oh I love the great white shark
Their bellies are white and the rest is dark
And if I might just happen to be
A great white shark named ABC
Oh you know I wouldn't bite you
No if I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you
But I'd swim right next to you 'cause it's my ocean too
So please keep it clean 'cause I can be fucking mean
And I got sharp teeth
And if I realize that you don't care about the sea
Well that means you don't care about me
Oh well, that's fine
I'll just bite you in fucking half this time
If I was a great white
Yeah, if I was a great white shark