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Put My Head Through A Tv And Watch Me
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1:16
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25 listeners
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2
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Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step On One When Running Over There
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1:31
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17 listeners
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3
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Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs
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0:14
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4 listeners
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4
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Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!
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1:34
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14 listeners
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5
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Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil
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2:08
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16 listeners
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6
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Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They Shoot Me
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0:47
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16 listeners
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7
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Play track
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Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe
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1:03
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19 listeners
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8
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Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up On The Floor In That Exact Spot
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0:49
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4 listeners
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9
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Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning
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0:25
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4 listeners
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10
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Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning
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0:17
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4 listeners
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11
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Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes
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0:58
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4 listeners
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12
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Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me
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1:18
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17 listeners
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13
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Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off
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1:30
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15 listeners
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14
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Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass
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1:30
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4 listeners
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15
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Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja
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0:52
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18 listeners
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16
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Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron Von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Gluegords
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1:25
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18 listeners
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17
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Slit My Vein; It's Tubular
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0:39
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15 listeners
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18
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Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing And Some Dillhole In A Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into A Human Pancake
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2:34
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16 listeners
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19
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Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage
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1:22
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14 listeners
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20
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Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm A Dudette and Tries To Take Me On A Date
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1:30
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4 listeners
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21
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Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic
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0:25
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3 listeners
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22
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Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling The Return Of Christ By Eating My Brain
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1:57
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13 listeners
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23
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Print Me Into Money
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0:50
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16 listeners
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Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face Onto The Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs
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0:41
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14 listeners
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25
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Give Me Heroin
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2:11
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18 listeners
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26
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Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury
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0:52
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18 listeners
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27
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Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti
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0:56
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16 listeners
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28
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Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall
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0:56
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17 listeners
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Churn Me Into Cream
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2:30
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32 listeners
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30
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Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair
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0:17
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3 listeners
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