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31
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Put me in a guillotine and lop off the head
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13 listeners
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32
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Lop my limbs off with a rusty bone-saw
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16 listeners
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33
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Shove a Queen Ant Up My Eye-Socket So That an Ant Colony Devolpes in My Brain
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13 listeners
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34
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Put a Bullet in My Brain
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32 listeners
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35
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Sit Me Down On A Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester
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2 listeners
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36
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Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into a Statue, Then Crack Me Into a Hundred Pieces With a Clawhammer
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11 listeners
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37
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In a Winter Battle
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15 listeners
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38
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Gas Me With Zyklon
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16 listeners
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39
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crack open my head with my monkey wrench then feed me my own brains
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4 listeners
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40
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keep me in my own car in the garage with a tube going from the exaust into the car
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3 listeners
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41
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Blow My Brains Across The Room Onto The Wall With My Own Gattling Gun
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5 listeners
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42
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Eat Anthrax, Then Poo The Anthrax Into My Mouth
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5 listeners
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43
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Throw bombs at me
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16 listeners
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44
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Inject a Fly With So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger Than a Mammoth, Then Poo Out a Doodie-Rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out
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6 listeners
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45
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get a mut pregnant, then use its milk to make dog icecream, then poison it and feed it to me for brunch
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3 listeners
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46
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pretend i'm christ, then crucify me
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9 listeners
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47
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Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over a Used Condom and Fall Over and The Scissors Impale Through My Eye and Through My Brain
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10 listeners
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48
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Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close to a Tree and Topple The Thing Over and Fall Into The Blade
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12 listeners
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49
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Feed me poisoned applesauce
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1:54
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8 listeners
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50
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feed me poisoned applepie
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4 listeners
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51
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Gas Me With Zyklon
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16 listeners
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52
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Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into a Statue, Then Crack Me Into a Hundred Pieces With a Clawhammer
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11 listeners
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53
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get me pregnant, then use my breast milk to make human icecream, then poison it, then feed it to me for brunch
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4 listeners
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54
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keep me in my own car in the garage with a tube going from the exaust into the car
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3 listeners
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55
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Lop my limbs off with a rusty bone-saw
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16 listeners
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56
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Put a Bullet in My Brain
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32 listeners
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57
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Make me fuck the buglady so that a scorpion crawls up my dickhole and lays eggs inside my dick
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9 listeners
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58
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Mug Me in an Alley
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5 listeners
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59
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make me eat zillions of popcorn curnles, then put me in a microwave
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3 listeners
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60
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pretend i'm christ, then crucify me
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9 listeners
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61
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Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to The Top of The World Trade Center
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11 listeners
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62
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Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over a Used Condom and Fall Over and The Scissors Impale Through My Eye and Through My Brain
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10 listeners
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63
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feed me poisoned applepie
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4 listeners
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