Yoooooooooo

According to skype its been your birthday five days in a row! Unless your aging rapidly and getting old as fuck I've probably missed your actual birthday. In either case happy birthday all the same! I hope you have/had a pleasant day (or series of days) and thoroughly enjoy(ed) yourself!

Oh and I thought I should add I kinda majorly overreacted. After wasting a couple of days killing my Bowie binge and sulking about having to use my iPod I decided to just listen to shit I never really listened to on my pono (mostly Elysian Fields) so I wouldn't really know the difference. It still sucked like hell, but it wasn't that bad.

I figured you'd be glad to know I got my pono back and it's working perfectly. It wasn't even gone two weeks either D:

Wow... My message wouldn't send seemingly because I spoke highly of Mad Men and heavily criticized Game of Thrones and the current state of TV. You have got to be fucking kidding me >_>

It's still not working.. At this point I give up, is there somewhere I else I can send my reply (even if it's just an email address or whatever)?

I still can't pm you.. Is your inbox full? That's the only reason I can think of to explain why it isn't working. I tried messaging a troll I had in my friends list and my messages are going through to him :\\

I replied to your pm like 5 times but it doesn't look like it's sending, can you just leave me a comment to let me know if you received it or not. I can't be fucked trying again until I know either way D:

Happy birthday!

That's surprising considering I've been looking forward to that album for over a year and made a habit of telling pretty much everyone I could think of that she was making a new album, that she made this one in a studio instead of her bedroom, that Chris Walla was producing it, that she's now signed to a record label (Hardly Art, I have a picture of her hand over her contract. I believe she's signed on for more albums but can't remember how many), that she now also plays piano, and that S is now a band.. So I assumed I would've told you (Although I guess your lack of skype would explain why I didn't). Anyway It's a pretty good album, although addmitedly not as good as her others. You can stream the whole thing at the link I'll eventually post after I finish typing this sentence if you were wanting to listen to it http://www.stereogum.com/1704930/stream-s-cool-choices-stereogum-premiere/mp3s/album-stream/ D:

That's a good idea, I think I might even try to figure out a way to say that using house metaphors so I can mislead people into thinking my plans are The Plan (It's basically a parody of a self improvement program that featured heavily in season two of Six Feet Under, they essentially all spoke in house metaphors. I re-watched Six Feet Under recently so I guarantee at least my mum and my cousin who now lives with me will get the reference)

By the way on a completely unrelated note have you heard Jenn Ghetto's new album yet? D:

Yea it was your old email account, I knew it wasn't actually you that sent it but I felt compelled to respond to it all the same. You know recently I went to the doctor and I discovered that over the past three years I gained 1.4kg (He basically weighed me just to update my file), so naturally I started joking about how I would become morbidly obese if I kept putting on weight at this rate (I only weigh around 63kg, so that'll take a while). My mum then commented about it on facebook and since then every time I've spoken to another family member or one of her friends they've said something along the lines of "so I hear your getting fat", and I guarantee this one aunt of mine who for some reason has always been horribly concerned about my weight will now think I have some kind of eating disorder. That's been going on for like a month now.. So it was kinda hilarious to get a random email from you recommending a diet.

I received an email from you containing a link about some Hollywood diet program, were you trying to accuse me of being overweight?

I'm sorry, I'll try to be less terrifying next time I come back from the dead

Imagine a scenario in which I died, came back in the form of the ghost of a dead hummingbird, and started flying around the room. Would you be terrorized or would you simply turn on the television so its glow will keep you safe and warm when you're alone so you won't be frightened by ghosts of birds (including me!)?

By the way I just noticed you listen to The Six Parts Seven. I've been meaning to check them out for a while since I love the song they did with Jenn Ghetto and Mat Brooke but haven't got around to it, are they any good? D:

Happy motherfucking birthday! (If I have the day wrong then blame skype)

I'll make sure the fish is pretty horrifying to, hopefully the combination of the two will make your school shit itself

Damn, that fucking sucks. If I ever get the chance I'll have to slap your school with an aids infected fish for that :\

Whut uppppppp

I just noticed you're online, you should so totally get on skype

get the fuck out of here jake

I'm usually on Skype when I'm online D:

YES! I've actually been wanting to watch through the Dark Knight trilogy for like two weeks now, but my brother moved out and took the fucking DVD's with him >_>

Yea probably, you do have quite a big imagination

That is quite possible, however I'm choosing to believe I'm just a figment of your imagination slowly phasing in and out of existence

I think so but I'm not 100% certain

Did you die? D':

at least I can say I have 0 listens to Alice in Chains

Hey buddy.

672 METALLICA PLAYS COME ON JAKE

hey