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Andy, what I'm about to write is not for you, but for Christina who checks your page everyday. Christina...ahem...Nigger pussy drives me retarded! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Read it again and again, Christina!
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nicklloydnow
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/17/dark-matter-detected-gamma-ray-signal_n_1795645.html
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nicklloydnow
For the next time you're tripping and showing videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2G3KfKbJwE
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nicklloydnow
This is Dutch-land's most popular comedian/cabaret performer. I honestly didn't make it through all 8 parts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlFOcP38B5E
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nicklloydnow
60 rapes!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiPn-YkJ0xI and best movie ever? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxSynASJ3Pg&feature=related
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nicklloydnow
Was that rotoscoped? If he wasn't dressed so well, I would have thought it was a photo
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This is the guy that licked his own shit: http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/de0aaebb64d04f4d87eb1ba3de9c0fbb/l.jpg He's a ginger 'tard (sorry Christina)
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This is the greatest radio broadcast in history. It's long, but you NEED to hear all of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCqJCt0Vyxo&feature=g-vrec
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nicklloydnow
Was she stroking out or was that in ebonics? Maybe it was a subtle protest against having to sing and dance for Stacy Keach
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I don't know if you'll like this music, but I like the combination of the visuals and music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYIfiQlfaas
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nicklloydnow
http://news.yahoo.com/spanish-cave-paintings-shown-oldest-world-180821995.html;_ylt=A2KLOzGmY9pPBxgAl2bQtDMD
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nicklloydnow
I've decided to join a Pokemon tournament using a bespoke Pokmon. It will start out as Chokeatard and it will specialize in fighting 'specially-abled' Pokemons. After a few fights it will turn into Chokeabitch and will be a master at fighting female Pokemons. Finally, it will turn into it's penultimate version, Lynchanig and will take on the vicious black Pokemons. I can see why so many people like this game!
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nicklloydnow
Sometimes I think my 'Would-You-Rather's come to life: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
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nicklloydnow
I just learned that Ralph Fiennes's character in Schindler's List is NOT the good guy! Don't I feel ridiculous....
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nicklloydnow
http://www.michaelbransonsmith.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/frank-booth-580.jpg
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/18/brain-tapeworms-cause-neurocysticercosis_n_1527681.html
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nicklloydnow
So I watched the first Harry Potter back when it originally came out on DVD and last night I watched the last one and apparently a lot happened in between because I didn't understand anything that went on. Also, my One Ring could easily defeat your Elder Wand
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nicklloydnow
The quantum particle article was awesome, but NO WHERE NEAR as awesome as this woman's rant: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/11/nebraska-woman-homophobia-rant-video_n_1509580.html?ref=mostpopular
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nicklloydnow
Have you already seen this? http://www.mrctv.org/videos/family-guy-stages-terri-schiavo-musical
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nicklloydnow
...and this will be the song we first dance to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=FtSbnql66j8
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nicklloydnow
I hope to look like this just before we brutally fuck in front of our guests: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjI5Nzk4Nzk3NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzc1MzA4NA@@._V1._SX640_SY938_.jpg
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nicklloydnow
Andy, I want you to know that if I die tonight, I will die believing you're my soulmate
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http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/649-maybe-shes-born-with-it-maybe-its-maybelline.jpg
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Does it also measure Thetans? https://whyweprotest.net/asset-proxy/0ba00bfc84dc36c7df97a7776f483a61038ba7c7/687474703a2f2f6c657474657273746f616479696e67647265616d2e66696c65732e776f726470726573732e636f6d2f323030382f30362f6c2d726f6e2d687562626172642d627574706c75672e676966/http://letterstoadyingdream.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/l-ron-hubbard-butplug.gif
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Les Moonves at NBC LOVED my pitch for 'Seoul Train'! They have already greenlit production on it and want me to sign a three year deal with them. When Les asked if I had any other thoughts for shows, I gave him 'The Diary Of Anne Frank On Ice Starring Christine Yamaguchi' and 'The History Of Apartheid Laser Spectacular'. He said my brain is like some sort of idea machine! Also, fuck your veganism.
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That was one of the few times in my life where I really was speechless. Upon viewing it several times, I STILL have nothing funny to say. It's like Hellraiser come to life. When I die, I assume that's what I will see for eternity in hell. HORRIFIC
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nicklloydnow
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/21/worlds-most-powerful-laser-fires-most-power-laser-blast-in-history/
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nicklloydnow
I have a meeting with NBC executives next Monday so I can pitch my new reality show. Each week we take six strangers (sassy black woman, confident white guy, gentle hispanic mother, obviously gay asian, etc.) and put them on a train in South Korea. For 28 minutes we get to know them through their tellings of life-stories and their interactions with one another. Then, at minute 29, they exit the train excited for adventure and are cut down by machine gun fire from North Korean soldiers. I call it Seoul Train
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nicklloydnow
Confucious say; He who rike a pawk, rike to talk. Yet he who rike a deer is probabry queer. Confucious was such a homophobe dick. Also, I'd be willing to bet that at some point, one of those red-deer people became a meal for a Chinese family. General Tso's Caveman, anyone?
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