Aww, you bought me another birthday present! Look at my awesome black square. Thank you loverchops xxx

Cute profile picture is cute! :) xxx

Maybe it's tuned into parallel universes (or multiple personalities) where all the Ryans are listening to the same songs? It would be really spooky if it scrobbled different songs at the same time!

All of your songs are scrobbling ten zill times :O your daemon must be going batshit insane!

i like your taste in music dude

Oh, and bring my valentine's/anniversary/general love card tomorrow, pl0x!

You shouted into my box! How rude. Talk to the box yo! A little alien hmm? A small green man from mars? awesomes! If you were a mans I'd have to love you more. O wait i messed up. BANGIN' CHOOOON M8 innit. how do i used internets? YOU'RE going on in my chat 4evs! Love you to the moon and snugs you soon bridge booooooiiiiiiiii (rising inflection!). x x

o hai guise wats goin on in this chat

toooooOOOOOOOOOIZZZE?!? :O

15/f/uk wanna cyber ;-)

Hai guyz, wots goin on in THIS chat? xxx