i am guessing that about 8 hours ago you listened to some kind of "best of 2013" playlist, and that you found it disheartening

(soon I shall be the sole voice on this page; shouting myself hoarse in an anechoic chamber. Upsetting.)

Happy birthday and all that!

Perhaps Sad Keanu is simply gearing up for his victory candescence.

NOTHING LEFT TO BURN! SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!

It is filled with procrastinating packing. Delighted to have discovered [track artist=Crystal Castles ft. Robert Smith]Not in Love[/track]—thank you! I think Come to Me might be next up.

Hello there! How is your life today?

Thanks, rocktopus. Right back atcha.

Hey neighbor, you only have 26 more artists than me. DRAT.