hey! are you back? i haven't heard from you. Did you get my letter??

holy poop april is going by quickly. i forgot your birthday! sooo happy belated birthday to you (and to my ex girlfriend i guess)

im sure one day i'll be so blown ill just demand a vegatomic from whataburger. and i'll have to explain to them how it's made

could you imagine a monkey like Chachi with a name like Wade Boggs? There goes Wade Boggs, he's riding the dog again!

Tim Taylor: Grrooiiuhhhhh!

you're such a twat

Ima hitchya wit da muuuule

music gives me a cockstand hahah