God dammit man.

Sad not!

:(

Your buttocks bear an uncanny resemblance to corned beef.

Your face is akin to that of a syphilitic octopus

But I had sex with her anyway

For starters, your mum looks like Optimus Prime.

Uncertain, you vile fucker, I hope all goes well in the move to Dundonia. If at some point you manage to get internet sorted, you must immediately listen to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PidEfgz96q8 - for it is face-meltingly fantastic. There is also a distinct possibility that when you rejoin the rest of us in the modern world I will have left approximately a million increasingly abusive messages on here. ENJOY.

Hey, haven't seen you on IRC in a while, was wondering if everything is ok? Also, this - http://soundcloud.com/eagle-rock-entertainment/sin-atra-new-york-new-york

"We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled...we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo...we danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams- this Mamushka is for you."