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HollyOnlyWishes
Maybe she'll turn out like Holly? What's that supposed to mean? Oh, hi there.
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She'll never be able to find a license plate for her bike or pencils with her name on them and she will resent you and Sam for it!
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That said....you'll probably have to play Barbies and go to fake tea parties using a plastic kid-sized tea set and tell your daughter that the tap water she just poured you is the best tea you've ever had.
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I think it's sexist to equate girls with Barbies. My dad NEVER had to play Barbies on my account. If he ever played Barbies it was to fulfill a personal desire not to indulge me. And boyfriends aren't a foregone conclusion either.
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"He doesn't have jurisdiction on the ground that he speaks" and "I'm obstructing your justice?"...I don't know which is better.
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You should watch it, it's funny. She's is a horrible person. Nope, pass on the golden showers.
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I fucking knew you'd say Sam. That's so romantic. I don't love anyone enough, not even myself, to drink their piss. Did you see Reese Witherspoon's arrest video?
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No. I don't think that pee would help you survive since it contains the waste products your body is trying to remove. Whose pee would you drink?
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Seriously, I can't stand Taylor Swift. Now she's wearing hats? WTF?? Everything about her irks me. She said something stupid a few months ago about there being a special place in Hell for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I want to spit in her face. Anyway, Amy Schumer's tv show is on.
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I have a confession to make. I listened to a Kesha song today.....because I WANTED TO listen to it. I'm becoming a monster!!!!
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I liked Hannie Caulder a lot. I love the television show Orphan Black. Have you seen anything good lately?
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Ridiculous and stupid in an only very mildly entertaining manner. I only watched it to the end because Dominic Cooper is in it and I have nothing better to do with my time.
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Not much. Watching Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Amy Schumer is a funny lady. She was on Delocated. What's up with you?
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It's a still photo from the movie Marie Antoinette of the Duchesse de Polignac during a party game with "Jesus Christ" on her forehead.
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Finally, I was able to change my profile picture. It was stuck on Ryan Gosling and I had "I am unable to change my fucking profile picture" where it now says "Finally."
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Maybe I should take a nap. Amazon Prime is a total rip off. I wish I was in New Orleans right now.
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I put Wuthering Heights on my Kindle. I fucking love that book, it's so twisted. Emily Brontë was a genius. Did you know that supposedly Emily wrote another book before her death but her sister Charlotte burned it to protect the family's reputation? I swear, if there is an afterlife and I meet Charlotte Brontë in it, I'm going to punch her right in her face.
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My dad and nephew when to Kecksburg yesterday to see the 1965 UFO crash site. Weirdos, Lol.
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There is a exhibition of American Civil War era drawings from the Becker collection coming to the Pittsburgh Frick Museum in November that I'm really excited about. I always loved Civil War era photography because when you look at it, it still feels immediate and accessible even though those people died 150 years ago. Some how it's still a visceral experience to look at a photograph of a soldier posing before going to war or the aftermath of a battlefield from so long ago. There aren't going to be any photos in the exhibition but the drawings are the images people lived with from newspapers. The drawings were their perceptions of the war.
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OnceOverTwice
Toes update: Been accepted to first choice college (yay), been applying to scholarships like... someone that applies to a lot of scholarships, found out I'm salutatorian of my graduating class (which isn't saying a lot, since there are about 14 of us), always have things I should be doing, have been having sleep issues and have lost about 10 pounds for no discernable reason, doing well all around though!
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