miss you brother.

Hey man, wherever you are, check out Korpiklaani. Something tells me you'll like it.

I'm gonna have that AEdate without you, soon.. Arch Enemy <3

It's been a funny sort of day. I don't know if I can sleep tonight, or if I can wake up tomorrow. But if I can believe it and accept it as truth then I'm still here and you're not, so what does it matter? Hope you're in a better place, with lots of vodka and Nightwish. If you managed to escape it, then come back and tell me how you did it.

Rest in peace my friend. May we meet again on some distant shore. We're going to miss you.

Eh. I could be bi, except girls piss me off. Even myself. Especially myself. Girls are really, really annoying. And demanding. And just altogether not worth it. And why do you CUT your spaghetti when you eat it? o.o How on earth does that work? You are making things difficult for yourself! Just suck it up! They die because of me, actually. I wonder how I'd kill you?..

Experimentation is great! And also if I ever needed to use one...ahem. AND I AM NOT BI. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT. IS IT BECAUSE I DRESS ANDROGYNOUSLY? My mother doesn't wake up as early as I do, plus she's not very strong. I'm better at carrying things. And Mass Effect is set in a fictional universe. Anything is possible. Especially in the fangirl world. It's called a hybrid! Krogan...sexfic...sure! And you be CAREFUL with the spaghetti, it does work! If I can do it, anyone can. And I hope I didn't die in your dream. Everyone dies in mine.

Pervy people like me definitely wouldn't mind it. >.> Oh dear. I thought, for all 15 years of my life, that my parents had only had sex 3 times, since they have three kids. *scarred for life* Reaper eyes...maybe. Nah I always come to school with coffee or Mother, that's how they know. Super spy classmates. If I was a Reaper Aussie, I'd find me a Vampire Krogan and we'd make...baby Garruses. Not quite pasta sandwiches...more like spaghetti on toast! Tastes great. And I'm just too lazy to make other food. And yes, that's how Last.fm destroys shoutbox messages. LIKE THIS ONE.

Not necessarily...just saying you need blood for an erection. I did high school sex-ed, I KNOW THESE THINGS. And we didn't do strap-ons in sex-ed, but yes I know about fangirls. And god they are...scary. The sheer amount of them alone could totally bowl down any bulky krogan hunk. Back massages are nice...I hope that's not an innuendo, because my dad is always giving my mum 'back massages.' Yuck. And no worries, even if you value your life, no one else does. D: They were talking about sleeping habits in school assembly, and everyone in my year level (like 100 people?) stared at me significantly. Blood sucking thundering mercs with sexy things sticking out of their heads that aren't fangs. With guns. Edward has nothing on that. Ugh veggies. I don't even eat meat, in fact my diet consists solely of rice and pasta and bread. As in carbs. Time to change that. Or exercise. And Last.fm is infamous for destroying shoutbox messages. Especially mine.

The way I see it, you can't have a big cock if you have no blood. You need blood for erections, right? (So Edward Cullen cannot fuck. HE JUST CAN'T.) I didn't even know guys cared about the back problems that come with a larger chest. Glad to know you wouldn't be too awful about your future wife getting breast reduction surgery. :D That caffeine comment better not have been some subliminal reference...I just can't get through dinner/homework if I don't drink some caffeine at night! >.> How does four testicles help when your race is being wiped out? Incentive for lots and lots of sex? Nah. So when you say mate you actually sound like some kind of sheep? Amazing. And I suppose you do give attention to everyone; you're certainly the internet's most inclusive and friendly mum. HOW IS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY EFFECTIVE IF YOU CAN TELL?

It's not the same! If we swap genders, you better have a bloody big cock. Not that I want to know. The mother figure of my internet life shouldn't have a penis. *shoots self* What kind of band is Until June? Sounds depressing, as is everything you listen to. Poor candy bar. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? You get all your stats but you can pick a new class/appearance. Last.fm give me my paragraphs back! I'm apprehensive about loading my saved game, I was such an asshole in ME1. But I let Wrex live because man, I love Wrex. In fact I planned ahead and made sure Wrex wouldn't die. If Wrex wasn't such an ugly bastard I'd romance him. I LOVE GARRUS TOO. He's just so...I don't know, C-Sec but hardcore. Why would Ambika be annoyed? What have you done? o.o. I wonder if you say mate in a Dutch accent. That'd be so cute. Tell your friend to start the conversations himself. That always works. You only give me attention because I don't like drawing attention to myself. Or so it appears. Mwahahaha.

All my messages are large! Just like my...damn I hate not being able to make nob gags just because I don't actually have one. I hate you, God. I definitely noticed them by accident. >.> I didn't even know a band Until June existed. Did your candy bar die an honourable death, or did you just DEVOUR it? My Shepard is ugly as hell, I tried to make her look like my ME1 Shep and it didn't work. Of course she's female...why would I want to play a man? Please don't answer that. I hope Ambika is safe, because on the internet, days of disappearance is just such a massive number. *is sincere* Maybe your mate (haha it's so weird when un-Australians say mate) has shitty internet connection. Happens to me once a month or so. WOULD YOU TELL ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE? Even if I am.

I love how you have in your top artists 'Until June' followed by 'Pink Floyd' followed by 'Echo Slightly.' My small part in Sov's life, described in band names. 49 happens to be my favourite number too! After 9. And 4. You know. Ah, life is perfect. Even though my Shepard is now ugly as hell, ME2 is nothing to complain about. But I can't open the door. Lining up to get my copy was funny...everyone else had dicks. You should eat your candy bar! And yes, people 'steal' my fruit. *oncoming innuendo* Here's the specific stuff: I have been attempting an offline life. Needless to say, it was not very fruitful. FRUITFUL, GET IT...okay I must stop. It's like I have a compulsion to make the lamest possible jokes ever. My goal in life: to make people roll their eyes and look away from me in disgust. I've been reading lots (well, comparably lots) of W40k books. I blame Jones. He introduced me to Mass Effect too. Bleh. What else have I been doing? Massacring the word limit. Now you tell me.

oh shut up

I don't know I even know exactly where it is. aka musical excessivness (f:)\junkware\05 - electronic\apollo 440\uh uh checks electro glide in blue\songname See I know where it is, I just don't recall what it is. Sort of if you had a thought, just didn't know what it was but knew about what it was.

Well, I have...a mango! No I think my dad ate him. It. I have been...offline? What else? :D

lulz, I'm not even sure what song it is right now :D

apollo music?

Still as perverted as ever. Actually, so am I. I feel sorry for my future more than my oranges, my oranges are the majority here! Squeezing oranges for a living, what fun.

I do not have a nice arse. You've never even seen my arse! D: Well, you haven't seen my boobs either but... Yes, make everyone sneeze at the same time and shoot everyone while they're busy sneezing!

I literally sneezed two seconds before reading that. You creepy fucker, you. And I'm not a twig -.-

I'M NOT A TREE D: Are you calling me fat? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?! LIKE A TREE?!!??!! Anyway, you're an idiot >.>

what's the compat between the two of you?

Dammit, I want an achievement for this! "Achievement Unlocked: Uber Compatibility Max your compatibility bar with one or more friends."

Is it just me, or is our bar full?

Then we must rectify this injustice! Standby.

We need to max out our bar! I shall listen to more Coil, Nightwish and Within Temptation; you must listen to some Draconian and Agalloch!

Indeed. It seems our music compatibility is 'super', these days.

I probably won't. Sorry!

Well I take a ripe ripe orange, I roll it on the counter and beat it around and basically try to get some juice out. Then I hack at it until I can stick a straw in it. Then I suck like crazy, slice open the orange, squeeze properly, and there. Two millimetres of orange juice after a lot of work!

Hm, got "The Queen Is Dead". Listening nao. I really like it so far.

:(

Huh. I don't remember doing that, but I probably had a good reason for it.

Obviously your musical taste has gone RIGTH DOWNHILL!

Thanks brah.

The Smiths eh? Been meaning to get into them, but I dinnae know where to start. What should I get as a first album?

No. =[ I turn my computer off when I go to school or sleep. Hmph. SAVING ELECTRICITY RIGHT? Right right right.

Because I accidentally leave it hanging while I go run off and get orange juice.

COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT SOME OF YOUR MOOSACK.

BUT I LIKE IT.

Hahahaha

Shiiiiiitttttt!!!!

But of course. ;)

That I do, that I do.

Don't rub it in...

Evolution, my friend, evolution.

An animal with a small ding-a-ling. =/

Hey, it's Rev.

I'm like that too! God dammit if people make me spend money. Like my mum's making me give her £10 out of my £30 EMA per week. Which is like, the only money I get for myself... ever. Stop rambling about cute D: AND GET A JOB, LAZY.

Get an external harddrive with just your music on! And move it from place to place like a camel. I'm smart. Also, I do not stay up all the time.. I sleep sometimes. LIKE TOMORROW OMG, I have a day off, so I can sleep till noon, yay! Local.. cuteness? What?