I don't know if you've noticed, but I went for a change in direction. Do you like it? Why don't you ask your Mom's opinion on the matter

we think we should collaborate on bios for Aaron Cordel, Michael Brousseau, and The Westside Gangbangers. Which happen to all be little known artists within your library, haha

It's about time someone, even if it is you, recognized my greatness. Though I may fly under the radar, once exposed, I am still barely noticeable and another face in a crowd of pirate fans. It takes a true heart to see through the bullshit paying tribute to the awesome power that is I: Rackham - a name I took out of a book of pirates I know little about. At least I have good taste in music...obviously pffft!

I've always wanted to tell people i have a gay relative. Now I have the chance to tell them about Mr. Super-I-Dream-Of-Gerbils-Up-My-Ass-Gay-Cousin. Cheers homo