all da laydeez in tha house say YYYYEAAHHHH!?!?!?

yo wassup bra???? sexual healin marvin gay style ye? you cn tel y they calld tht battyboi gay cant you!!1 all dem songdems bout birds..fackin homo. anyways g2g keep me in da loop innit.. phat bonk rave in wigan on sat get on dat shit ye? lol

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safe brah we be good m8s ye? cos i'm not appreci8in de lack of replyage innit! me an you go way back, an way deep no doubt. giv us a bell or lyk sumting when yur bak round the way m8. ya man x

yo long tym no speaky man! hows the hoe? dont wrry man crabs aint cont8geous innit! keep on dat phat dubstep ting init!!!1 JUDY FINNIGAN! lol xx

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YO bruddems y u not rply????????! dis last.fm shit is siccc yo. U can lyk listen to musiks and then it mesures it innit. My dad says cant listen to none of dat gangst$r rap no more do; gosta do my hwk innit bredrin. RUDEE! TELL THAT Bich shut da fuk up. Piece x

did u watch last weeks apprentice? Ben is such a gimp lol. What u up 2 @ da weekend. Ive got so much work, not cool lol x

yeeha blad PHIT SONG YE? Caspa rusko that be sum phat dubstepting1!!!11 you gotta get up an bounce to dat ye? donk x

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