The Twang

they're going to play some songs

*jingle, jangle of a guitar*
*cue the looper*
*repetitive drone of their drums*
*horrible little accented voice*

bunch of stuck up indie twits will stand around trying not to mess up their hair, while pretending to enjoy the sounds ,and some fangirls will pester the "band" all night, because it's "cool" to do that

everyone will either have a decent, or terrible night and wake up regretting the ringing in their ears from the horrible little band they heard the night before while pulling out the condom stuck in their butt (if they were lucky enough to get someone to wear one)