I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

When I see you next year, let's go to a pub & start a Becky sing-a-long with the locals.

WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY JUST PEE DIRECTLY ON ME

casually reminding you of becky's musical genius, sadly missing from last.fm CAN'T POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just noticed the WUPPAH in your bio. i laughed. hard.

CAN'T TALK FEELING SOMETHING