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AF-Halpert
Shit man, what's the new job? Just tryin to look for labor jobs and what not, need money for a trade school. Just been chillin with my girl and listenin/playin music haha.
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AuxiliaryCow
I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... shouting. It's making people nervous.
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AF-Halpert
For sure man I'll be over soon haha. They are doing alright just normal stuff haha. School is a bit boring right now just looking forward to be graduating.
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AuxiliaryCow
Most of it, yeah. I still got a few things I gotta re-download, but yeah I got almost all of it.
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anotherbrickin
Damn, i see i have to change it, becouse almost everyone is talking about it, not 'bout music ;)
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MaximumPezcore
I hope it doesn't bother you, but I like to roleplay during sex. I like to be called "Rodolz Of The Twenty Seas" and like to pretend to cast spells on you during sex. I figure during foreplay we could pretend I rescued you from a castle, but then you turn out to be an evil fiend who caught me off guard, and then, after sticking my wand (wink wink) up your ass, I will eventually call upon the spell of my ancestors: Semenus Ejaculus. And you will scream in pain like you are being burned alive, and then after a minute you shall fall forward, as if you are dead, and I shall put my fist on your chest and claim victory yet again, but what will I have won? I will have won nothing. All I want is true love. And I'll be crying about that as you get on your knees and give me a blowjob on the toilet, where I will shit just as I jizz again, and I will giggle because you can hear it plop into the water. And then the next time we have sex you can choose what we roleplay. You dig, dog?
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MaximumPezcore
Oh that's alright. Now I hope this don't bother you or nothin', bro, but I was in the shower earlier, and I was touchin' my lil' noodle to get it erect and shit, to a full three inches of motherfucking fury, and all I could think about was peeing in your butt. I had to get that off my chest. We still cool, bro?
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AF-Halpert
I feel special now :) haha. I don't really listen to music that is positive either..but what music is? except for gay ass pop.
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AF-Halpert
That's badass. He's a great song writer..but I can't really listen to a full album it's too depressive.
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MaximumPezcore
Yes, that and the hair on and in my ass. I don't have a razor or anything. I was thinking maybe you could just bite at it with your teeth and attempt to rip it out, and everytime you ripped some out, you could look up at me and I could smile down at you while you stare up at me with my hair between your teeth. And after a while, we'll take all the hair that's in your teeth, and after giving you a flossing, we'll get some glue and we'll put it on both of our faces, as I prepare to give you the most sexually violent moustache ride you'll ever have, all the while there'll be a chocolate syrup bottle near the couch where we shall be having sex, and at several points during sex, including climax, I will pour it all over us while saying "LET'S MAKE A SUNDAE!" at the top of my lungs and holding you close, and then I'll lick crunchy peanut butter off of your nipples before finally climbing on top, sticking my dick into your belly button, and jizzing all over the place. So, you up for it, man?
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MaximumPezcore
But the question is, do you love me enough to shave me in the areas I cannot reach?
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AF-Halpert
Yeah I have had other accounts too. Ahh nothing really just trying to pass finals haha.
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Simzhashrule
System of a down fan,join here:http://www.last.fm/group/We+say+it%27s+all+about+to+bring+System+of+a+down+BACK%21
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redshimmerz
oh legitt, i've been great! just going to school in santa barbara and etc. dealing with apartment stuff and school. i'm just glad to take a mini weekend vacation after midterms! even though spring break is starts next weekend haha.
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redshimmerz
hello! i havnt heard from you for forever! how have you been! i'm visiting home in san luis obispo county right now! what have you been up to!
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