If your current religion is helping your children pursue arts and crafts they should stay there. DIY projects aren't allowed when you're catholic because all your time is supposed be devoted to Jesus Christ himself. If you're caught with any DIY projects in or outside the church the priest and all the nuns take turns beating you to death while people watch and your access to Heaven is permanently revoked which means that you'll burn in hell. Same thing goes for Christians and Mormons.

I am chasing you. Stop. Don't turn around, okay? If you look at me bad things might happen. I do not want bad things to happen to you, okay? You're too precious to lose, okay? Just keep walking.

Yes yes yes!!!

I don't like live music because it's too loud and usually sounds too different compared to the official studio recorded version. I can't really think of any band I'd actually go see even if I was given the opportunity to.🤔

you need to free yourself

My doctor said my brain is the prettiest and most amazing brain he's ever seen and that I have zero trauma up there except for the tiny tumors that have been appearing, but that's another story for a different day. My unicornful nature was caused by a genetic condition that my great great great grandma had. It's considered a birth defect to some, but I wouldn't trade this for the world. I stand proudly with my corn brothers and sisters to say that we don't like your false rhetoric.

Can it be turned back? PRETTY PLEASE?

I made sure to use floaties for all 40 days and 40 nights.

I was born in The Egg ™.

This is true information! Yes indeed!

What kind of boat? And can I get on it? I don't like being left out of boat time.

Of course I mean it! You're every star in the galaxy.

When I second met you I thought you were pretty gay. Nothing has changed and I still think you're gay… but that's okay. I've learned to grow up and stop being homophobic. I'm okay with gay people now. Don't expect me to come with you to a pride parade though.

Just a random unicorn rainbow or me specifically? You know I don't like it when you think of other unicorns… it makes me jealous.😡

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Everything. Last time I thought I was stuck in a time loop I took the lives of several people, burned down important buildings such as the white house, and struck fear within the hearts of the American people by calling in anonymous bomb threats to different places. I was arrested shortly after all of that went down. They deemed my actions "too heinous to have a trial" which meant that I went straight to prison. When I woke up the next morning I was still in my cell which let me know that I wasn't in a time loop the whole time.

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP IT, THATS IUR OF MY CONTROL. IM SORRY OH MY FOD

empahisis on the !!!!!!!!!!!any way shape or form!!!!

I don't know who that is but my great grandma's husband's uncle's name was Will.

Magic? As in magically delicious? As in Lucky Charms? I love Lucky Charms.

fingers plural? are your fingers worth more than ours? holydivinity is a dictatorship

I've unfortunately never played it but I knew of the games existence for a while! It looks fun. Maybe someday I'll try it and become twice as cool.🧐🧐

I'd love to! How'd you know jelly-filled donuts are my favorite flavor, Merpmeep09?

A magician never reveals their secrets.....

She Dick on my Hymen 'til I Moog

Don't be nervous, I'm a very nice unicorn! Can't say the same about the rest of them though.

if i was a wizard id grant you the magicalest awesomest sweetest most nauseatingly fun birthday!!! !

I want TWO pop tarts because I am greedy (two pop tarts already come in one pack so I'm implying that I would like two pop tart packets, okay? Good. I want two!)

Can I be your star specifically?

It has been fixed. Woohoo!

THATS SO AWESOME I'M SO GLAD!!

We're everything.

All wheat is good wheat... As long as it's not poisoned! Neigh ❤️

You're the brightest star in the sky.

i would LOVE to have the pleasure mountain cd or that cassette but Two people own it .so its rough out here

I would buy CDs for albums I like if I owned a radio or CD player.🌚 Unfortunately I'm too broke to do that

i was never into collecting physical media until my dad got me a player last christmas and i've been cd crazy ever since :') definitely took a toll on my bank account

People say there can only be one but I say that's bullshit. Anyone can be HolyDivinity. You are HolyDivinity, I am HolyDivinity, we are all HolyDivinity! I love us. We love us.

😣no!

I force my kids to understand by hitting them when they do something I don't like. They began to understand pretty quickly.

That sounds like a disease.

How did you find me? I don't know you at all.... SOMEONE HELP ME THIS PERSON IS FOLLOWING ME PLEASE HELP THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME AND THEY WON'T STOP. SOMEONE HELP PLEASE COME GET THEM I DONT FEEL SAFE HERE.

I will find you. I WILL fucking find you.

You promise?🙁

That's why I carry a gun. I'm technically not supposed to be in possession of one anymore, but my safety is important. We have to start protecting ourselves from these people no matter the cost.

Merpmeep09 final boss.

That's what I am made of.

I have a plan to get rid of every My Chemical Romance fan. Are you ready to join me?

Oh yeah? Well I love you! Beat that.

As long as you believe we will always exist.❤️

What a coincidence! 🤔

Good day to me indeed! ^_^

Do you remember our long walks on the beach together?

You get two kisses on the forehead for saying this.