The Smiths

Despite living in a piss-soaked wasteland, br*tish people have contributed so much good music to the world. Being miserable is directly correlated with better music?

why are like half of all of the smiths songs just about morrissey and johnny marrs gay little situationship

Dear Morrissey, my grandmother always used to poke my fat with her walking stick and call me fatty fat boy. I found out she's dying and giving her money away so we can visit places with her. Um, girl no? So anyway I bought a morrissey cardboard cut-out and a suction cup dildo with the money now i have a morrissey sex doll and she has terminal lung cancer #winning

A true Smiths fan ALWAYS defends cutie patootie Moz

Dear Daddy, happy birthday. I wish i serenade your man boobs with my tongue then lightly finger your vagina-penis hybrid to satisfy you with the spunk your special seed but I can't so happy birthday it is.

Unemployed representation in media

i'm gonna die alone

morrissey unblock me on Instagram I promise I'll stop asking you if it squirt

what in the name of god is this shoutbox

what if Morrissey was a jolly fellow call that Merrissey

Morrissey I love you so much you will never know

what if five nights at freddys was five nights at morrisseys and instead of freddy jumpscaring you morrissey jumpscared you with racial slurs

Well this shoutbox is gross.

are the british even happy

cant stand how fucking miserable they're happinnes didnt land in manchester i fear

I bet morrissey can queef

im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gayigmaimgay

type of band you start listening to when you start learning English at age 11 and it sticks with you till forever bc they make really good music

they removed my fucking five nights at morrisseys comment im killing myself tonight

anyone know where to get the best marmalade in Manchester cheers

One of the greatest bands of all-time. It's unreal how much amazing music they made in the five years they were together.

If i see robert smith I'll shave his hair on sight

Remove this.

I do not like The Smiths, I have never liked The Smiths, I do not like The Smiths. I believe it's mutual, especially where Morrissey is concerned. I find the words, the language very um, trite. Meat is Murder - I don't like the artwork... I just cannot ever, ever, under circumstances, like this group.

I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB THEN I FOUND A JOB (seriously love these guys lol)

Hello 👋 My name is Email

wow i love the smiths its my

Morrissey with a BBL

why are people so cringe this morrissey hate is so uncalled for. yall just mad hes right.

You know life is good when Morrissey starts sounding sarcastic as fuck

The Smiths i am ready to farm scrobble you 🥺

If I could have three wishes I wouldn't wish for eternal life, global peace, or an end to starvation I would wish for Morrissey to touch me there, there, and there.

Looking at the shoutbox comments of any top band in the late 00s compared to the ones from the last few years is like a microcosm of the decline of online discourse.

dear morrissey, I am SORRY for NOT writing to YOU for the PAST seven DAYS. I have BEEN depressed AFTER NOT BEING. ABLE to find 🙌 SOMEBODY Who would GO TO see YOU perform IN MANchester with ME . nnngh . .. Can You Believe That!?!!?!! GOINg to SEE Morrissey with Mozzaddy WOULD BE like the MALE HAWK TUAH!!!!

This shoutbox is a trainwreck. Everybody born after 1995 should be executed.

plez plez plez let me get what i chezburger

I don't know why but I want to kill myself every time I hear them. Not because their music is bad or anything. I just hate Morrisey's voice. Why is it so fucking annoying? Apparently he's a terrible person too, so it helps me hate him even more.

happy birthday morrissey

why did i ever stop listening to the smiths their music is so amazing

straight mozzing my marr rn

This shoutbox is obviously full of mentally unstable degenerates

the band with the best b-sides

my favorite late night activity is scrolling in this shout box giggling at Mozzaddy (my icon)

This shoutbox is something💀

love them

Obligatory shout on The Smiths page to signify my lack of employment.

Вот так живешь себе, живешь и тут бац : в плейлисте внезапно выходит «Well I Wonder». Мужчины сразу рыдают - женщины в обмороке. Это настоящий магический «спелл», который дает дебаффы на всё сразу. Мощнейшая ульта от Моррисси и Ко, после которой жить нормально уже не получится - вы повержены.

The smiths?, More like fucking trash

I love you forever Moz I was made just to listen to the smiths forever (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

still not over how Johnny Marr prematurely ejaculated the smiths