The Smiths

Despite living in a piss-soaked wasteland, br*tish people have contributed so much good music to the world. Being miserable is directly correlated with better music?

why are like half of all of the smiths songs just about morrissey and johnny marrs gay little situationship

Dear Morrissey, my grandmother always used to poke my fat with her walking stick and call me fatty fat boy. I found out she's dying and giving her money away so we can visit places with her. Um, girl no? So anyway I bought a morrissey cardboard cut-out and a suction cup dildo with the money now i have a morrissey sex doll and she has terminal lung cancer #winning

A true Smiths fan ALWAYS defends cutie patootie Moz

Unemployed representation in media

i'm gonna die alone

what in the name of god is this shoutbox

Dear Daddy, happy birthday. I wish i serenade your man boobs with my tongue then lightly finger your vagina-penis hybrid to satisfy you with the spunk your special seed but I can't so happy birthday it is.

morrissey unblock me on Instagram I promise I'll stop asking you if it squirt

what if five nights at freddys was five nights at morrisseys and instead of freddy jumpscaring you morrissey jumpscared you with racial slurs

what if Morrissey was a jolly fellow call that Merrissey

Well this shoutbox is gross.

they removed my fucking five nights at morrisseys comment im killing myself tonight

are the british even happy

im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gayigmaimgay

Their music made me grow breasts. . .

Greatest band to ever do it

One of the greatest bands of all-time. It's unreal how much amazing music they made in the five years they were together.

I do not like The Smiths, I have never liked The Smiths, I do not like The Smiths. I believe it's mutual, especially where Morrissey is concerned. I find the words, the language very um, trite. Meat is Murder - I don't like the artwork... I just cannot ever, ever, under circumstances, like this group.

If i see robert smith I'll shave his hair on sight

wow this guy "morrissey" seems pretty cool and anti-authority! i wonder what his views on modern day british politics are

why did i ever stop listening to the smiths their music is so amazing

why are people so cringe this morrissey hate is so uncalled for. yall just mad hes right.

Hello 👋 My name is Email

This shoutbox is a trainwreck. Everybody born after 1995 should be executed.

what if there was just one member and they were called the smith instead

type of band you start listening to when you start learning English at age 11 and it sticks with you till forever bc they make really good music

Morrissey I love you so much you will never know

cant stand how fucking miserable they're happinnes didnt land in manchester i fear

wow i love the smiths its my

Morrissey with a BBL

Obligatory shout on The Smiths page to signify my lack of employment.

The Smiths i am ready to farm scrobble you 🥺

You know life is good when Morrissey starts sounding sarcastic as fuck

dear morrissey, I am SORRY for NOT writing to YOU for the PAST seven DAYS. I have BEEN depressed AFTER NOT BEING. ABLE to find 🙌 SOMEBODY Who would GO TO see YOU perform IN MANchester with ME . nnngh . .. Can You Believe That!?!!?!! GOINg to SEE Morrissey with Mozzaddy WOULD BE like the MALE HAWK TUAH!!!!

This shoutbox is obviously full of mentally unstable degenerates

straight mozzing my marr rn

I don't know why but I want to kill myself every time I hear them. Not because their music is bad or anything. I just hate Morrisey's voice. Why is it so fucking annoying? Apparently he's a terrible person too, so it helps me hate him even more.

the band with the best b-sides

you shouldnt be allowed to listen to the smiths unless you're an english male

my favorite late night activity is scrolling in this shout box giggling at Mozzaddy (my icon)

the music is alright but i'm really listening for morrissey's politics

The best thing since bisexuality

This shoutbox is something💀

Remove this.

Looking at the shoutbox comments of any top band in the late 00s compared to the ones from the last few years is like a microcosm of the decline of online discourse.

I love you forever Moz I was made just to listen to the smiths forever (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

happy birthday morrissey

im done hiding it in middle school i wrote morrissey x johnny marr fanfiction