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Woke up early and I'm feeling fine
Got the day off it's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine
So I grab my shoes and I head for the door
All I have is this one little chore
So I head for the market
Oh no! Oh no!
I feel it coming on
Oh Shoot! Oh Darn!
And I don't have a tampon
It's okay it's alright
If I can have some ice cream tonight
I want ice cream
So I grab my pads and some Gushers too
If you don't mess with me
I don't mess with you
Cause this is my couch
Oh no! Oh no!
I feel it coming on
Oh Shoot! Oh Darn!
And I don't have a tampon
Gonna watch Star Trek till I fucking die
Picard is my lover everything else is a lie
You sit down next to me and say
It'll be alright
I shed my uterine lining like I shed my tears
The depths of my pussy hold your darkest fears
You think I'm cute now
Try going down on me
I'll drown you while you part the red sea