The Rodney Rocket

Well, my name is Ray from Rodney
And sure I'm here to tell you
The day we had a ring-a-ding-ding
The day I got my pilot wings

L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!

Well, I took a swig of liquor
I was feelin' kinda dickered
The boys they gave me courage
So I took off with a flourish

And it's L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now! (Ho-ho-ho-ho)

And hear the buggers tell it
Sure I nearly lost my helmet
The speed were something savage
But I kept her out of the cabbage

And it's L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!

With my vision gettin' shifty
I spilled me quart of 50
I hit the accelerator
Sayin', "Arr! I'll lick 'er up later!"

And it's L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now! (Ho-ho-ho-ho)

Well, another little tipple
Sure I was gettin' gibbled
The wind began to whistle
As I took off like a missile

And it's L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!

So drop the flag and clock it
I am the Rodney Rocket
I never had such fun as I
Had roarin' up into the sky!

L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!

Let's fuckin' rumble!

Ah, but nothin' lasts forever
And friends are friends no more
And oh, the redneck armchair
Lies dickered on the floor
The doctor says I gotta quit
The cans and quarts of beer
And so the journey forward
Is evidently clear

Ah, but when the nights are cold and dark
And the hours roll away
I think of all the good times
We had that winter's day
So carve it on the marble, boys
When I am in the ground
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!
(They call me Ray from Rodney)
(I am the liquor now!)

So if you wanna see me
Just come on down to Rodney
We'll have a grand old hullabaloo
And when it's done, I'll take you to the

L-C-B-O
Drop the hammer down
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now!
They call me Ray from Rodney
I am the liquor now! Ay!