Tekst
What's up bruv you've got a problem innit
Yo what's up bruv
You watching on the telle
You smart little felly
But you know I'm a telle
On you
You live in a shoe
Your favorite colors blue
And you know that's true
Don't you
Gonna catch the flu
But do you know where this bruv
Sitting in a tub
What's up bruv
I'm drinking some tea
While I'm drinking the tea
I wanna go pee because I had a hambouror
And a bottle of waooa
Before 2+2 is 4 innit
Walking down the street innit
Bruv you sitting in a hot tub
Don't make me get out my goalie glove
What's up bruv you've got a problem innit
Yo give me some chips
I like them extra salty
And that's not my faulty
Getting a trolly
To go to the market
To get some chocolate
It cost me a fiver
I need to sell my liver
But you know that never going to happen
I'm going to get to slappin
You plonker
Flonker
A really smelly snocker
I got to go
So pip pip cheerio
God save the queen
I'm eating a bean
So make don't make a scene
Pipity pop pop hipitty hop hop
Bean look at all this rubbish
On the ground
It makes me not want a bloody hound
I'll get you to the ground
And then I'll drink some tea innit
What's up bruv you've got a problem innit
The Donks are out