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Hello, hello, calling a Carl Prejektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear Sir, may I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honor
Human, human of the year, and you won
Human, human of the year, and you won
Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in the pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold
Human, human of the year, and you won
Human, human of the year, and you won
Ah, ah, ah, you have won
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Outside the cars are beeping out a song
Just in your honor
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all the sinners
And with a sigh grew silent
Until next year's big human winner
Outside the cars are beeping out a song
Just in your honor
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hello, hello, calling a Carl Prejektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won