Tekst
I must confess
Bugs Bunny in a dress
Awakened something in me
Feelings that I can't repress
Try to clear my head
With some video games
But the characters
Look like erotic anime
The way you walk, the way you move
The way you do those things you do
I'm ashamed to say to you
That I'm attracted to a cartoon
The fun and cute attitude
That the voice actor exudes
The way they animate your boobs
I'm attracted to a cartoon
Now I'm lookin for
Rule 34
But I was never warned
About the disturbing fetishes in cartoon porn
That's a lot to unpack
Not my proudest fap
Let's dial it back
How bout some relatively normal stuff, is that too much to ask?
The way you walk, the way you move
The way you do those things you do
I'm ashamed to say to you
That I'm attracted to a cartoon
The fun and cute attitude
That the voice actor exudes
The way they animate your boobs
I'm attracted to a cartoon
I'm admiring the detail of a 3D model
With some VR goggles and a Lubriderm bottle
Got my AirPods on while I'm crankin my throttle
Hope I don't get caught cuz that would be fuckin awful
I'm biting my lip with a handful of lotion
With the sound so loud I didn't hear the door open
In walks my mom at the worst fuckin moment
Long story short I wanna throw myself into the ocean
Mom
Oh my god
I'm just watching cartoons
The way you walk, the way you move
The way you do those things you do
I'm ashamed to say to you
That I'm attracted to a cartoon
The fun and cute attitude
That the voice actor exudes
The way they animate your boobs
I'm attracted to a cartoon