Tekst
At the end of the day I'm on my way home
On the highway, thank God it's Friday
Max Normal in '95
You know the vibe, push some overtime clock out
Then home to wife
Then I noticed I don't know where the hell I am
I must have taken a wrong turn, she let me phone home
Hey honey, listen don't get cross
I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost
Word, she's breaking up, I gotta grab reception
I got crap reception, I'm just gonna get directions
Stop at the intersection wind down my window
To speak to some kids, but before I speak the kids go
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
Hey can you not show me what the hell that was all about?
Let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now
Hey, check your rasbille a la vlek
I'm Maxi, I'm Maxi petite
Can I help you?
Hi guys, I made a bum steer
Do you know how I get to the highway from here?
Check the plains, it's kinda hard to explain
I still don't want to put a klop strain on your brain
Uh, what are you doing?
It's okay, we can show you the way
If you want to get to the highway, drive straight
Hi, I'm Max Normal
Dress code: strictly formal, no kwaai
Ek's in a dropie, fokken nice!
Hey, you big vitsak!
Ek sal doen wat ek wil
Misebel
Sisal!
Kryk 'n koekie skuit en chill
Turn left here, Maxi, right's the way you got it
I'm with my guys, there's a genuine in our wallet
Aww, wys die dey lik 'n meisie
Wys me?
Kyk hier
I love babies!
Nah, Max, you got a nice suit
But wys me now, kykie, why you wearing my shoes?
Uh, these are my shoes
Kalm nou, don't be insecure
I'm a size nine, let me try them on to be sure
Daar is it nou, ekke snug like a glove
Take a puff, my bru
No thank you
Smoke this or I'll smoke you
Ah, ah, ah, Max that won't do
Don't take a moffie skuit, Max you better claff it
Puff it, you won't be caught in the bucket
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
Whoo, Jesus H Christ, what's going on?
I don't know, I'm slumming on these ways now
Getting insecure, very bad feeling, creeping slowly
I need to go to sleep or go pee
Your homies laughing at me with no teeth
Oh jeez, this shit is so deep
My brain's custard, what's happening?
I don't understand, Max in Wonderland
Wearing nothing but his slipping underpants
Neon Dons in my socks and my shoes
Plus I'm rocking my suit, fuck it, I'm due
Hi, open up the door, let me climb through the window
Uh, where are we?
Half inside, half outside my body
What's that noise? Sounds like a party
Down a little passage we go open a black gate
Just go through the back, don!
Something creepy
An old lady reading a Bible, a bed watching TV
Out the back door into the backyard
A monkey, thank God, whoa, that's a big black dog
Vitsak!
The lights get dim, everybody says hi to Don
I'm with him, a lot of boob tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans
Hi everybody, don't mind me
Cold beers pumping out the freezer in the garage
Don getting jiggy with some chickie with the fat arse
Some guys by the braai playing dominoes, go
Go Donnie Don, go Donnie Don, go
God, my head's fried, I got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bedtime
Looking funky in my undies, don't need the weed
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine
Wie maak die tol voor?
Donnie maak die tol voor
Wie maak die tol voor?
Donnie maak die tol voor
Go Donnie, go, go
Go Donnie, go, go
Go Donnie, go, go
Go Donnie, go, go
Maxi in die ghetto
Inna die ghetto
Maxi in die ghetto
Inna die ghetto
Go Maxi, say, say
Go Maxi, say, say
Go Maxi, say, say
Yepa!
My mind's open to the astro brain
When Neon Don's brand new cell phone rings
Hello?
Is Max there?
Just hang on, it's your wife, Maxi
Hi honey
I thought you were dead!
Don't say that, I'm just hanging with
Some new friends in the Cape Flats
You're a fucking madman!
Don't say that, listen I got another call
I'll hold off for a straight back
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom
I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son
Brand new '80s brand new pom pom
Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don
It's the start of a new day, I'm on my way home
On the highway in my underpants hitchhiking
My rims sliding, I was so frightened
Whoo, what a nightmare, whoa, here's the white van, cool
I'm so glad you guys stopped
Out the white van jumped two white cocks
Is everything alright with you?
Nee, alles is kwaai my bru
