Tekst
Jordan wanted to sign with Adidas for shoes
But Nike gave him an offer that he could not refuse
It wasn't a pizza that poisoned him in Utah
With the hotel bill to prove
Three thousand dollars on just five dudes
I bought fake Jordans
They weren't even shoes
Oh he looked so sick
It was all over the news
But it wasn't the pizza and it wasn't the flu
Yeah I love drinking too
I love drinking too