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A long time ago, a tight knit group of road weary survivors came staggering into a one horse town. The local sheriff hassled them, but they were not to be deterred. They soon found shelter in a dive bar owned by a one armed Viet Nam vet who tells them, "I lost this arm killing gooks so you hop heads be free." Locals know that he actually lost his arm in a motorcycle accident in 1985. They sat down at the bar and ordered drink after drink. When it came time to pay the tab, the two replied that they had no money. The bartender handed them a broom and mop. They took the broom and mop and began beating the bartender senselessly, all the while yelling "I work for no man!" This infuriated the toothless, greasy bar patrons, who began to gather and holler. They fought valiantly, but were soon over taken as the crowd began to grow large. The two road weary survivors found them selves face to face with the barrel of a shotgun. The bartender gave them the 1000 yard stare as he cocked the gun and groaned, "Well?" One of the survivors spoke up: "Hold on, before you kill us, at least hear us out…" "This better be good," replied the Viet Nam vet. "Oh, it will be." They replied. They jumped on the stage and started playing…

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