Like a starstorm into battle, when my burns come raining down!
About to roast a bag of bones, and bury him back underground!
How you gonna face this fight? Flirt, Small talk or Run?
I'm bringing genocide that you can't even save your brother from!
I drop the hottest fire by just holding out my hand!
Me losing to a font? No need to be a comic, Sans!
When you're topping best game charts, just keep in mind
You only exist cause your creator was a fan of mine!
It's a beautiful day, for some judgement to dispel
On days like this, kids like you should be BURNING IN HELL
My game warns against your sinful, senseless, monster slaughterfest
If I had things my way
YOU'D ALREADY BE DEAD
The godly Underground elite against a daycare team?
Ha! We'll get a Mother 3 U.S. release before you're beating me!
I could stand here and do nothing, and I'd still come out on top!
Your rapping mission should be aborted, just like your final boss!
Guess the bonehead couldn't stop boondoggoling to drop a diss!
Don't be hating on my friends, you're used to losing to a kid!
Mercy's off the table, never spare a monster when I rap!
So try and crack one of your puns, while I crack your skull in half!
And don't call me evil, I'm a hero, saved all of mankind!
The real villain is the guy who let all of his kind die!
So here's the tale of what happens, At the end of this rap game!
Sans cried for all his friends, but nobody came
You're looking pretty frustrated, Guess I'm just good at my job
Beating you's an alley oop, so prepare to GET DUNKED ON!
I killed you in the first verse and you still came back to rhyme?
It looks like someone really wants to HAVE A BAD TIME
So playtime's over, step to Sans and you'll know that you're boned!
Especially if you're a kid who's only known from Super Smash Bros.!
And a port collecting dust? You could never kill me friend
Oops, I've overdone my roast, ah well, I'll head to Grillby's then!
Undertale Vs. Earthbound - Lyrics