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The Toilet Song - Lyrics

Can you take the toilet challenge
Can you sit on the toilet for
This whole song
And at the end you can
Press the button to flush
How does that sound?

First, are you sitting on the toliet?
Oh, great
Are you ready?
Okay here we go

Are you sitting on the toilet?
See what you can do
Now you're sitting on the toilet
You can do a wee or a poo
Now try it
Do you feel it coming?
Any luck?
Oh that's okay
Let's try it again

We're half way through the toilet challenge
You're like a prince or princess on a throne
Can you feel anything coming soon?
Good luck!

Okay let's try it again
Are you ready?
Here we go

When you sit on the toilet
Like a prince or princess on their throne
When you sit on the toilet
You can do a wee or a poo on your own
(Gasp) you did it!
You sat there for the whole song
And now it's clean up time
Now you can press the button and
Flush the toilet after the count of three
Are you ready?
One, two, three

Writer(s): alex keller, anthony field, lachlan gillespie, emma watkins

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