You were born a human male
Can't turn screws or hammer nails
Cus you, prefer
To fix things quickly
With silver sticky Ducktape!
You can repair anything with Ducktape!
Kitchen chairs and ceiling leaks with Ducktape!
Seems your tire is getting low,
You can, seal it.
Stick yourself onto your chest
So no 1 steals it!
Storosalami (or something)
Make origami with Ducktape!
If you're falling skin all you need is Ducktape!
Ten brazillion CC you're a Ducktape!
D, d, danger crooks behind you.
You have been chased into your bedroom
What to do? just grab onto some ducktape!
Fix the (something) with Ducktape!
Your all known desices will be called Ducktape!