As I went dow' as he went dow' as we went down to Limpenhoe, the captain he was hot for a lady like as not and the name that she had was pretty Penny-oh.
She was a broad, she was a broad, she was a broad hearted lass-eeyo, she'd a bright and sparkling eye and here's the reason why: it was made from the very finest glass-eeyo.
He's shinning up the lad, he's shinning up the lad, he's shinning up the ladder to her window-oh, through the window he did slide but there was no light inside so his foot slipped off into the pot below.
Oh he found her bra, he found her bra, he found her brass bed steady-oh, so though it was pitch black he located her by that though he tripped on the cat and banged his head-eeyo.
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