@SuzukiRyder - I tried pouring a glass of Merlot in my ear, just like you suggested, but it did nothing for me, and my favourite Pixies T-shirt is now ruined!
Should I have used a slightly chilled Chardonnay instead?
It's my New Age/Dark Ambient project, and I need all your feedbacks. And please PLEASE give me your feedback (on my user page). :D