This song sounds like Paul McCartney just bought his first synthesizer and then had to use every sound effect on it at once. If the "Children Practiced All Year Long" then why are they so horrible? "Ding dong, ding dong, Ding dong, ding dong, Ding dong, ding dong." It must have been written post-lobotomy. That's the worst fucking children's choir I've ever heard. Truly the most retarded Christmas song of all. And that is why I listen to it every day during Christmas.