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Daytime Tv - Lyrics

When I was a kid
I used to fake sick
Luckily my mom and dad were
Pretty easy to trick
I was biding my time
Until the house was all mine
To do the one thing I really wanted to do

Which was watching daytime TV
While there's no one home to watch me
I'm hangin' out with Maury's
Doing a paternity test
Are you the father, well it's anybody's guess
And give me Jerry Springer
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner
I guess the best things in life come free
Like watching daytime TV

When I was a kid
The world was a mystery
There were so many things that
Just didn't make sense to me
And the way to find out
What all the fuss was about
And to satisfy my healthy curiosity

Was by watching daytime TV
While there's no one home to watch me
I'm hangin' out with Maury's
Doing a paternity test
Are you the father, well it's anybody's guess
And give me Jerry Springer
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner
I guess the best things in life come free
Like watching daytime TV

There's no one home to watch me
There's no one home to stop me
From hangin' out with Maury
I'm hangin' out with Genevieve
There's no one home to watch me
There's no one home to stop me
From hangin' out with Maury
I'm hangin' out

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