Opeth

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

THEY MADE OPETH GREAT AGAIN

Here we go.

IM JERKING IT AND BY IT I MEAN MY OPOENIS

THE MOFUCKIN GROWLS ARE BACK BABY

Growls are back. Praise be to Allah

Good album. Same shit shoutbox.

We got Gojira performing at the Olympics and Opeth growling again before GTA 6

SO BORS I GO TO DOCTOR OFFICE FOR CHECKUP BECUASE I OLD FART NOW OMG OVER 50 SO GROSS SO CREEPY AND DCOTOR SAYS 'BOY U GETTIN OLD HANGING BRAIN ALL OVAH U GOT INVERTID PEENIS DONT SIT DOWN IN SHOWER OR U SMASH IT' SO I SAYS 'HEY DOC WHAT CAN A NIGGA DO WITH HANGING SO MUCH BRAIN I CANT GET IT UP NO MORE BUT JUST INCASE I SEE LEATHERDADDY WITH HOT OILS LOTIONS AND CREAMZ WUT CAN I DO' AND HE SAID OPTEH

This shoutbox is the most vile atrocity I have ever fucking seen. What do you mean you're straight 'jorking it' to the sounds of mikael at the start of §1??? That is NOT his cum dripping those are FOOTSTEPS!!!

Mikael's graowelz are back??? This means Opteh is hetersex again? Best way to start Horny Badger Awareness Week, not that I care or anything!

Since the release of The Last Willy And Testicles, I've sent my dick pics to over 500000 men. Witne§§ the power of the new Opteh album.

§wallow…

MIKEAL WISHES TEH BORS A HAPPY NEW YEAR FILLED WITH LOTS OF FROTTAGE AND HOMOEROTIC BUTTBANGING ACTION

§orrow…. Choke me Mikael and make me swallow

OMG bors I finally had listened to the new album but had to also play Nickelback™ and Manowar™ to avoid getting a§§raped by leatherdaddies. An invisible field prevented their Svöllen-Böehners from reaching my butthole. Instead it broke all of their Svöllen-Böehners. True story.

Glad people is still troliing in this shoutbox

Heritage (Of Gay), Male Communion, Soreassness, In Cumdumpster Venenum, The Last Willy And Testesmilk.

Can you guys stop posting about the new song and post more gay porn in this shoutbox please? thanks

I love this semenbox

my gay son is so excited about them coming to fornite

New album sucks, go back to listening to Blackwater Park

Growl, my beloved.

Finally, a new Opteh song that I can listen to without getting a dick shoved up my butt as a result

Move over brat summer, now time for Opteh summer filled with man orgies .

§wallow…

Growls in new Opteh song? Did Mikael listen to Nickelback and became heterosex again? so many questions.

This Christmas my parents gave me a copy of Assfilled With Testesmilk by Opteh, I had already told them that I'm not gay but they didn't believe it!!!

...are Opeth fans ok? On a side note, here in Brazil we have a tradition that is called Iron Hands December. It consists of taking the current day and nut that many times. So December 1st you nut once, but by December 31st you nut 31 times. I'm thinking of adding a twist by listening to this album for each nut as well.

>Tfw Mikael gets so annoyed by fans whining about bringing back oldschool Opteh that he epicly trolls them by dropping a tepid rehash of Heritage with GROWELZ, but the troll backfires by reminding fans of Frottershed and thus they give it six billion updoots on RedditYourMusic while pleasuring themselves to the sound of GROWELZ

The album is a mess. Unlistenable IMHO.

Mikåel Åkerfeldt hås ånnounced thåt he will be åttending LeatherFest™, the world's lårgest gåthering (more like gåythering, åmirite?) of Hårley motorcycle enthusiåsts, NWOBH fåns, ånd other åssorted leåtherdåddies. Mikåel hås ståted thåt he fåiled to stop by låst yeår's event becåuse he wås too busy giving Steven Wilson å båck måssåge while in London on å business trip. This yeår's event will ålso host å Q&Å pånel feåturing the cåst of "Bluebålled in the Blue Oyster Bår", the hit TV gåmeshow (more like gåymshow, åmirite guyz? [more like gåyz, åmirite?])

This should have been the album after watershed.

Bors, after listening to The Last Willy And Testesmilk, I wanted to belittle Mikael, so I took a massive shit on the floor, wrapped it up and sent it to his address with a note that read "this is worth more than your band's new album". He replied by sending me a postcard saying "Thank you for the meal. Regards, Mike :-)". Now believe it fukkers cause this really happened

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE DAYS LEFT FOR NEW OPTEH ALBUM OMGOMG I ALREADY LOCKED ALL MY WINDOWS AND DOORS TO PREVENT TEH ATTACK OF TEH LEATHERDADDIES (IN CASE TEH ALBUM IS GAY)

Now that Opteh have released the new album, I finally have something to offer to my gay borther this Christmas

So guize, there are rumours that Mikael is only graoweling in order to attract men of a different type. Legend says he's tired of hipsters and indiefags and he only brought back his graowelz because he wants to buttbang more metalboys with long hair and big muscles. Is this true?

NEW ALBUM MADE ME LOSE NNN MIKAEL PUT HIS WHOLE OPUSSY INTO THIS ONE

UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH! OPETH! UGH!!! uhhhhhhhhgggggg uhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg ahhhhhh ugh. ugh. gracias. dinero.

I'm happy the growls are back... but... the same complaint I've had since Heritage released still exists here. It just sounds like a Swedish retelling of the best of 70s Prog Rock. The addition of growls, tones it down quite a bit, but its still there. I guess we will see after a few listens.

Happy new album release day!! \m/

GUIZE I'M SO EXCI FOR DETHGRAOWELZ AND MUSICS ON NEW ALBUM "ASSFILLED WITH TESTICLE"

"In my ass you're still the same, your cock is strong, it still remains!" ~ Cocken (Dokken)

Hey bors, the CIA jewluminati matrix overlords have tasked me with solving this riddle, or else they will personally have Will Smith neutralise my ballz with his Men In Black laser guns, can y'all help me out: Me Kyle Oh Curr Felt

Mikael Akerfeldt 🤝 Jonas Renkse start grunting again out of the fucking nowhere in 2024 and it's SO ON, bring it on Opteh, my spirit is ready.

my dad would not shut the fuck up about these guys and yeah he was right for it

Live Laugh Love Opeth forever

Best album since Ghost Reveries. I love the prog-rock records, but this is Opeth at their best, which feels like a combo of the old prog-death sound with the newer records. Definitely my album of the year.

New album is kinda ass so far. I may change my opinion later. Thanks for asking.

Hey bors is the new Opteh album any good or is it teh gayz? Yesterday I was waxing the carrot and a wad of jizz landed inside of my ear, now it's clogged and I can't hear anything clearly