I'm sick of hearing that you failed to reach your quota
I should give your job to a canine
sick em Rover!
Go stand in the back room
and think about what you do
and how those dos affect my mood
I'm losing my patience
Whys my coffee cold?
I wish that your were more like Jason
He never blinks and never leaves his station
Whys my bagel old?
You've got much to learn