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Astrid's memory still haunts me in my dreams at night
It's daybreak
The party's over
I can feel six month's of hair grown
On my half drunk face
I've been living real hard since I last called your name
Oh, Astrid
How could I have known
That leaving you, would leave me in this state?
But I'm not even sure what state I'm in

And as I walk across the beach
I see some people gathering
They must have caught themselves a beast

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Hello stranger
We've caught ourselves a feast
Would you like some sea monster meat?

And then the Captain walked up to me and he said

My name is Captain Arthur
Frendreczeco and this is The Curious Cavalcade
We sailed here on our sturdy ship from The Radiant Radish
We are explorers in the name of God
What was your name, sir?

My name is Jonah Collywobble
I've been nursing a strong headache
And a broken heart
From a girl I didn't even know I loved

Do you think that it's a sign that we met up like this?
Through all our travels across vast dimensions
Through the horrid monster ridden salty seven seas one thing is clear
That everything happens for a reason

I'm not sure that I understand what you mean

Why don't you tell us your story, Jonah?

I always dreamed I'd be an Astronaut
Now that I've sailed around the moon I got laid off
I've been living on my pay from the government
Spending the last few months in Charlotte
But I never wanted to fall in love
I've been hurt many times before
Oh, Astrid
Oh, Astrid
I had to run away from you
'Cause when I was young
I always dreamed I'd find a love so pure and true
But instead I got you

What happened next?

She tried to eat my flesh
But I may have given up the greatest mess I ever, ever had

Hold on, I think you're overreacting
It's not like I was your one true love
If you remember correctly, I am the one that you left behind
You should have held your tongue

I'm so sorry

You shouldn't drink so much, when you get lonely
You say things that you don't mean

That I don't mean
I can almost hear her
Calling out my irony
She still sings to me inside my mind
I'm losing track of reality
I said things that I didn't mean

That was a really sad story, Jonah

I believe I've thought this through
Maybe we can help you
You can join us on our quest to discover the undiscoverable

Do you think it's a sign from God?
You gotta get that flesh eating,
hard drinking harlot off your mind, mind

Get her off of your mind!

My checks have started to run out
My luck has been run dry
I guess I'll give my sea legs a try

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