seriously. this is also at the top of my list for bee thousand. i especially like the use of the hair dryer.
"I walked into the house of the miraculous recovery and stood before King Everything, and he asked me to join him in the Red Wing. Took me to Pie Land, said, 'I'm a thigh man.' I will be eternally hateful."
You probably should go into children's books, you elementary school teachin', kid likin' bastard.