Crap-core: Even more than Butt Rock, crap core epitomizes the desire to let it all hang out, to truly rock out with your cock out, even if your cock is repulsive and upsetting to look at. In this genre, guitarists play with their guitars hung low not because they're trying to get laid but because they can't figure out how to use their guitar straps. Crap core is like eating a raw steak with a few whole cloves of garlic on top for seasoning. If Genghis Khan was a musician, he'd be the spiritual leader of crap core.
Core-core: Core-core takes the genre aspect of genre and focuses in on it like a laser. There is no room for deviation in core core. Notes are to be quantized and musicians who can't immediately analyze the
concepts involved in a piece of core core music have to leave the room in shame. A core core fan hearing a fan of another genre describe their fandom laughs at them as a heart surgeon laughs at children saying they want to be a doctor when they grow up. …