Fresh Dumbledore is an alter ego of Kathrin aka coldmirror. She became famous by making German fan dubs using the Harry Potter movies (e.g. "Harry Potter und ein Stein" and "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller", viewable on youtube: www.youtube.com/coldmirror).
Albus Dumbledore's parodied version in this fan dub is called Fresh Dumbledore, Hogwarts' master of battle raps. Albums by Fresh Dumbledore are downloadable on this download mirror: http://rapidshare.com/users/CUC3NY
Fresh Dumbledore (born Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, also Fresh D) is 88 years old and thus the oldest rapper in the world. He is the founder of the Magic Battle Rap.
Before becoming engaged in the Rap Business Fresh D worked as a researcher.
He decoded the secret Coca Cola Code which currently lies on his pimped Resolute Desk, waiting for its release. He also nearly discovered a cure for AIDS and cancer. Had he finished this search successfully and published the results (contrary to the secret Coke Code) it would have meant his commercial break.
However, right before finishing his work Tom Schniedel (Tom Tallywacker) gave him the idea to make music for the kids and Fresh D dedicated himself to the Rap Business.
Being 88 years old and having magic powers, Fresh Dumbledore wasn't exactly the rapper record labels were looking for. That's why he founded his own label called "Fresh Dumbledore Enterprises". After recording his demo tape "Stay Fresh, Stay Dumb" in 2005 all further albums were released through this label.
Since his music is mostly for the kids he started making music with the kids aswell.
He produced songs with his homies Harry, Hermione, and, after negotiations with Mrs Weasley, Ron.
He also recorded songs with persons he does not know very well or can't stand, eg Hagrid and MC V (Voldemort).
2005 - Stay Fresh, Stay Dumb
2006 - Underground
2007 - Dumbledores Army
2007 - Großmutterficker (Grandmotherfucker)
2007 - Audiovergewaltigung (Audiorape)
2008 - Post für mich (Post for me)
2008 - Tubal Uriah Butler
2011 - Dumblecore
This is the translation of the German Fresh Dumbledore Biography http://www.lastfm.de/music/Fresh+Dumbledore/+wiki
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