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Naughtycal. Sexy. Dangerous. These three things are the only, I repeat, ONLY things that are taken into account when the Atomic Butter Babes are writing songs. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But we'll all be thanking the Atomic Butter Babes when they save us all from the giant VAMPIRE SQUID that is planning an attack on the human race.

These 5 (and sometimes more) nautical sex-gods live aboard their ship, The Dutch Uncle. Led by Admiral Sexy (vocals), enforced by Captain Penis (guitar), smacked around by Commander Schmee (drums), diddled by FORCM Jellyfist (guitar) and Lieutenant Nipples (bass), and occasionally backed by Seaman Apprentices Fucking Wa-Wa and McKnifey (backup vocals), these men are here to ruin your night by lampooning your precious "hardcore" and stealing your girlfriend/boyfriend. Beware.

"These poppy but aggressive nautical themed songs sometimes leave you wondering if they had actually practiced them before recording." - Pete, Maximum Rock and Roll

"Repetitive lyrics, unintelligible vocals, and a terrible recording all blend together to make this sound like something that got made in the basement by some drunken goof offs. Oh yeah, and one of the band members is apparently named Captain Penis." - Jennifer, Razorcake

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